Happy Diwali Funny SMS Diwali double meaning Jokes Memes Wallpapers Images

Happy Diwali Funny SMS Diwali double meaning Jokes Memes Wallpapers Images

Happy Diwali Funny SMS Diwali double meaning Jokes Memes Wallpapers Images


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Happy Diwali double meaning Jokes Funny SMS Memes 2014

Ur Eyes Patakha, Ur Lips Rocket,
Ur Ears Chakari, Ur Nose Fuljari,
Ur Style Anaar, Ur Personality Bomb,
SMS Karo Varna I'm Comin With Agarbatti. 



Dosto Happy Diwali,
Bhagwan Se Yahi Dua Karta Hun Ki 
Ye Diwali Aap Logo Ki Life Mein Khushiya Leke Aaye.
Jinki Girlfriend Unche Bichdi Ho Vo Unhe Mil Jaye, 
Aur Jo Tang Aake Girlfriend Badal Rahe Hai 
Vo Kirpya Mere Ko Unka Number Dene Ka Kasht Kare :P



Diwali Se Agle Din 3 Dost Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe The
Pahla: “Mere Papa Kal 5000 Rupaye Ke Patake Laye, Maine Aur Mere Bhai Se 2 Gante Tak Bajaye”
Doosra: “Mere Papa Kal 7000 Rupaye Ke Patake Laye, Hum Sabne Milkar 4 Gante Tak Bajaye”
Teesra Kaminepan Se Muskurate Hue: “Mere Papa Kal Ghar Par Nahi The, Mera Bhai 10000 Rupaye Ka Ek Hi Pataka Laya, Aur Sari Rat Sab Ne Milke Bajaya“



DIWALI DHAMAKA, 
Send Your Girlfriend To Me 
& Get A Child Free. ……Hurry…… 
1st 10 Entries Will Get Twins….. 
Happy Diwali !!




Aane wali diwali mubarak ho..
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Bhagwan kare ye aapki aakhri diwali ho.
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Wife ke bagair
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Ohhoo…. Muskurahat to dekho ladke ki..!




Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali