Happy Diwali Funny SMS Diwali double meaning Jokes Memes Wallpapers Images

Happy Diwali Funny SMS Diwali double meaning Jokes Memes Wallpapers Images

Happy Diwali Funny SMS Diwali double meaning Jokes Memes Wallpapers Images

Diwali is considered to be one of the biggest festival of India.Diwali is celebrated with full of joy and happiness.Peoples from different places must be searching for some good and latest Happy diwali quotes and SMS.

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Happy Diwali double meaning Jokes Funny SMS Memes 2014

Ur Eyes Patakha, Ur Lips Rocket,
Ur Ears Chakari, Ur Nose Fuljari,
Ur Style Anaar, Ur Personality Bomb,
SMS Karo Varna I'm Comin With Agarbatti. 



Dosto Happy Diwali,
Bhagwan Se Yahi Dua Karta Hun Ki 
Ye Diwali Aap Logo Ki Life Mein Khushiya Leke Aaye.
Jinki Girlfriend Unche Bichdi Ho Vo Unhe Mil Jaye, 
Aur Jo Tang Aake Girlfriend Badal Rahe Hai 
Vo Kirpya Mere Ko Unka Number Dene Ka Kasht Kare :P



Diwali Se Agle Din 3 Dost Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe The
Pahla: “Mere Papa Kal 5000 Rupaye Ke Patake Laye, Maine Aur Mere Bhai Se 2 Gante Tak Bajaye”
Doosra: “Mere Papa Kal 7000 Rupaye Ke Patake Laye, Hum Sabne Milkar 4 Gante Tak Bajaye”
Teesra Kaminepan Se Muskurate Hue: “Mere Papa Kal Ghar Par Nahi The, Mera Bhai 10000 Rupaye Ka Ek Hi Pataka Laya, Aur Sari Rat Sab Ne Milke Bajaya“

DIWALI DHAMAKA, 
Send Your Girlfriend To Me 
& Get A Child Free. ……Hurry…… 
1st 10 Entries Will Get Twins….. 
Happy Diwali !!




Aane wali diwali mubarak ho..
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Bhagwan kare ye aapki aakhri diwali ho.
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Wife ke bagair
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Ohhoo…. Muskurahat to dekho ladke ki..!




Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali

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Happy Dhanteras Status for WhatsApp Facebook Twitter SMS Wishes

Happy Dhanteras Status for WhatsApp Facebook Twitter SMS Wishes

Happy Dhanteras Status for WhatsApp Facebook Twitter SMS Wishes

WhatsApp , Facebook and Twitter are the most popular social networking sites these days.Millions of users daily login their account in these sites to connect with their friends and relatives.

Now Dhanteras is coming closer so everyone is searching for Happy Dhanteras WhatsApp status , Happy Dhanteras Facebook Status and Happy Dhanteras Twitter status.So if you are doing the same but aren't getting the good one then you came at the right place.Here we are providing you some latets and cool Dhanteras SMS wishes which you can send to your friends or can update status on your wall of Facebook WhatsApp or Twitter's Account.

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Happy Dhanteras Status for WhatsApp Facebook Twitter

Sun glows for a day,

Candle for an hour,

Matchstick for a minute,

But a wish can glow days forever,

So here is my wish for glowing Dhanteras, glowing life

****Happy Dhanteras 2014****




Deep Jale to Roshan aapka Jahan ho,

Poora Aapka har ek Arman ho

Maa Lakshmi ji ki Kripa bani rahe aap par,

Is dhanteras par aap bahut dhanwan ho

****Happy Dhanteras 2014****




May this Dhanteras Celebration endow
you with prosperity and opulence.
Endless Happiness comes at your door steps
Wishing you a very bright future in Life
Shubh Dhanatrayodashi





Aaj se hi aapke yahan dhan ki barsaat ho,

Maa Lakshmi ka vaas ho,

Sankaton ka naash ho,

Maa Lakshmi ki kripa bani rhe aap par,

Ghar me shaanti samridhi ka vaas ho

****Shubh Dhanteras****





Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,

Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,

Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,

Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye

****Dhanteras Wishes****

Dhan Dhaanya bhari hai ye Dhanteras,

Dhanteras ka din hai bada hi Mubarak,

Mata Lakshmi ji hain is din ki sanchalak,

Chalo milkar Karen pooja unki,

Kyunki Lakshmi ji hi hain jeevan ki uddharak

****Happy Dhanteras 2014****





Dhanteras ka ye pyara tyohar,

Jeevan me laye khushiya aprampaar,

MATA LAXMI viraje aapke dwaar,

Sabhi kamna aapki kare sweekar.

****Dhanteras ki Haardik Shubhkaamna****





Dear Goddess Lakshmi and
Dear Dhan Kuber Maharaaj
Please Bless the Recipient of this Message
with Good Health, Good Wealth and Good Fortune
on the divine occasion of Dhanatrayodasi.
Shubh Dhan Teras




May Goddess Lakshmi and Dhan Kuber Maharaj
bless your business to do well in spite of all odds
like the enduring charms of Gold and Diamonds
HAPPY DHANTERAS




The Dhanteras Lights up New Dreams, Fresh Hopes,
Secret Avenues, Different Perspectives
Everything Bright and Beautiful and fill your present n future
with pleasant Surprises.
Wishing you Happy Dhanteras and Happy Diwali in Advance




Sun Glows for a Day
Candle for an Hour
Matchstick for a Minute
But a Heartily Wish from dear one
Can Glow Days Forever.
So here is my Special Wish for Glowing Dhanteras & Glowing Life!
Lord’s blessing may come as surprises
and how much you will receive
depends on how much your heart can believe.
May you be blessed beyond What you Expect in Pleasant Way.
SHUBH DHANTERAS !!

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Happy Diwali SMS in Bengali Gujrati Punjabi Kannada Wishes Greetings 2015

Happy Diwali SMS in Bengali Gujrati Punjabi Kannada Wishes Greetings 2014

Happy Diwali SMS in Bengali Gujrati Punjabi Kannada Wishes Greetings 2015

Deepawali commonly known as Diwali is the festival of lights and diyas.Almost every Hindu community celebrate this day with full of prosperity and happiness.

Those who are searching for Happy Diwali SMS 2014 in other languages like Bengali Gujrati Punjabi and Kannada they must be facing some problems.We know that these are big languages considered in India but still Diwali SMS in these languages are hardly available.So here we have tried to help you by collecting Happy Diwali Wishes in Bengali Gujrati Punjabi and Kannada languages.We hope that will like it.

Get Happy Diwali SMS in Bengali , Happy Diwali SMS in Gujrati , Happy Diwali SMS in Punjabi , Happy Diwali SMS in Kannada , Happy Diwali Wishes , Happy Diwali SMS , Happy Diwali Greetings 2014 from here.

Happy Diwali SMS in Bengali 

Raat sundorr chhad utley
Dine sundor surjo utley
Soppno sundor puuron holey
Jibone sundor tumar moto bondo takley!!!
HAPPY DIWALI TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY




এই আেলার িদেন সবাই ভােলা েথেকা.................
ভােলা েরেখা..............
মা আেছন আর আমরা আিছ
েযন ভুল না কির




oluk Pradip sabar mane
due hok andhokar
Kali, Lakhhi, eso Ganes
dur hok sab klesh
ghire thakuk sudho aabesh




Vore uthuk ei jibon alor rong e,
Dukkho bedona jak nirbason e.
Sukh kno britha e khuje mori,
Aso aj amra eke oporer hat dhori.
Suvo Deepabali...




সকল বন্ধু দের জানাই শুভ দীপাবলীর আন্তরিক প্রীতি ও শুভেছ্ছা

Happy Diwali SMS in Gujarti

Aavi re aavi diwali aavi,
Harkh ullash ane ajvala lavi sath,
Nana ne mota sauv kare mauj,
Bhai aato diwali no tyohar.




Dipavaliki subha kamana
(Thanks to Vipul from India)

D - Dhan
H - Himat
A - Aishwarya
N - Nidhi
T - Tej
E - Ezzat
R - Rajyog
A - Aarogya
S - Safalta
Tamne aa badhu male.
Happy Dhanteras.




Aaj Kariye SauNe Dil_Thi_Yad
Tamne Diwali Ni Mubaarak Baad,
Deep Jalaavo Ghare Ne Dhvaar
Rahe Sukh-Smrudhi Apram-Paar.
*Shub-Dipawali*



diwali na deepo thi aapnu jivan sukh ane samruddhi tatha aanand thi prajalvit thai jaay, 
temaj aap thaki aniya ne pan sukh prapt thai ,prerna male avu aapnu jivan deepee uthe avi abhilasa...




જો તું મળી હોત તો, ઈચ્છા હતી ફૂલ બનવાની મારી જો તું સાગર હોત તો, ઈચ્છા હતી નાવ બનવાની મારી જો તું દિપક હોત તો, ઈચ્છા હતી જ્યોત બનવાની મારી જો તું પુસ્તક હોત તો ઈચ્છા હતી કલમ બનવાની મારી જો તું મયુર હોત તો, ઈચ્છા હતી મોરપીંછ બનવાની મારી જો તું મંદિર હોત તો, ઈચ્છા હતી મૂર્તિ બનવાની મારી




Asho Maro utsavni toli,
Lejo haiyane harkhe hichodi,
Diva Laine aavi diwali,
Purjo choke rudi rangoli,...

Happy Diwali SMS in Punjabi 

Diwali diyaan lakh lakh vadayian hon 
sare desh vasiyan nu. 
Rab sab diyan murada nu pura kare. 
Jai maa lakshami.
Happy Diwali 2014




Din khushiyan da aaj aya
Dewaya naaal veda jagmagya
Bachya ne aaj bumb chalya
Chacha khush cahachi vi khus
Aaj khush hoi sadi tayi
Is vaar diwali di tahnu sarye nu wadai bai wadai

Happy Diwali SMS in Kannada

**DEEPAVALI HABADA HARDIKA SHUBASHAYA GALU**
Deepavali nima mane managalannu, nimma mundina yashasige dari deepavagali




Dipa jivanada arta
Dipa jivanada belaku
Dipa jivanada nenapu
Dipa premada sogabu
Dipa jagada nenapu
Dipada dipavalige shubashaya..




Deepadinda mane haagu managalu belagali,
Ee deepavaliyu ella manegalallu sukha,
shanti, sadagara,nemmadi, tarali,
Lakshmi deviya aradhane enda yellara mane yalli aishwaryavu vrudhisali.
Deepavaliya subhashayagalu!!!




Bani deepadinda deepa hachuva E Deepavali habbadandu
Nimma balu sada santosha dinda belagutrilai
Nimgu nimma kutumbadavarigu deepavali habbada shubshayagalu




Hariyali hosa Belaku
Belagali nithya Baduku
Chellali hombelaku nimma baalali!
Deepavali shubhaashayagalu !!




Nimnage, mattu nimma kutumbadavari,
mattu nimma geleyarige, "Deepavali"
habbada Shubashyagalu "Deepavali"
yellar balalli belakannu tarali yendu hayrisuve.

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Happy Diwali SMS in Tamil Telugu Malayalam Wishes Greetings 2015

Happy Diwali SMS in Tamil Telugu Malayalam Wishes Greetings 2015

Deepawali commonly known as Diwali is the festival of lights and diyas.Almost every Hindu community celebrate this day with full of prosperity and happiness.

Those who are searching for Happy Diwali SMS in other languages like Tamil Telugu and Malayalam they must be facing some problems.We know that these are big languages considered in India but still Diwali SMS in these languages are hardly available.So here we have tried to help you by collecting Happy Diwali SMS in Tamil Telugu and Malayalam languages.We hope that will like it.

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Happy Diwali SMS in Tamil 

உனக்கும் உன் குடும்பத்தார்க்கும் என் இனிய ***தீபாவளி*** நல்வாழ்த்துக்கள், என்றும் அன்புடன் உன் நண்பண்.




Valkaiyil ilappadhu tappe illai,
aanal matravar valkai nammal ilakka kudhathu…….
Many more happy deepavali valthukal…




Deepangal Jolikka,
Pattasu vedikka,
Pudhu Thuni Udhuthi,
Magilchiyudan in’naalai neengal kondada,
En Iniya Deepavali Vaazthukkall…
anphudan shiva..

Valkaiyil ilappadhu tappe illai,
aanal matravar valkai nammal ilakka kudhathu.
Many more happy deepavali valthukal.



6 natkal theraka dont fr parka? U kadhirka mudaiyathu sari malay 
sola'HAPPY diwaliyundruthan naan mudhal nabhar 2 virumbhum phool 
eruka ellam vazhuthukirathu

Happy Diwali SMS in Telugu 

Okka agipula eche veluthura
Kunni second matharame
Okka miyanam velugu
E-sthuna okka ganta matarame
Suryana kirannalu
Prakashesthayai okka roju
Nennu miku wish chesathanu
Miku and me family valaki
Deepalu prakashesthuna





Mee jeevitam ROCKET anta ettuki edagaala..
Mee kalalu FLOWER POT la vikasinchaalani..
Mee inta navvulu BHOO CHAKRA la tiragaalani..
Mee bhaadhalanni LAXMI BOMB la pelaalani..
Koerutoo....DIWALI wishes to u all....




Intintaa DEEPAVALI ..
choo chorry ..
yedhoo kavitha start cheyyabooyanu but raavadam leedu ..

Ee Deepaawali mee inta
Kuripinchaali sirula panta
Meeranta aanandamga vundaalanta
Andukondi subhaakaanshala muta..
Deepavali Subhaakaanshalu.




Laxmi mee inta nartinchaga
Santhosham paalai pongaga
Deepa kaantulu veluguneeyaga
Anandamga jarupukondi Diwali panduga!




Tiya teeyani neati mitaayilatoe
Velugondea ennoe tapaasulatoe
Andaru kalasi navvutu santhoshamtoe
DEEPAAWALI ni jarupukoendi vedukontu..
Happy Deepawali.

Happy Diwali SMS in Malayalam

എല്ലാ മനുഷ്യര്‍ക്കും നന്മയുടെ പുതു വെളിച്ചം നല്‍കാന്‍ ഒരു ദീപാവലി കൂടി കടന്നു വരുന്നു.. ഉള്ളിലുള്ള സ്നേഹമെന്ന വിളക്കിന് തിരിവെച്ചും സാഹോദര്യത്തിന്റെ ഒരായിരം പൂത്തിരികള്‍ കത്തിച്ചും നമുക്കൊന്ന്നായി ഒരു മനസ്സോടെ കൊണ്ടാടാം .. ഏവര്‍ക്കും ഐശ്വര്യ പൂര്‍ണമായ ദീപാവലി ആശംസകള്‍

നന്മയുടെ തിരി തെളിച്ചെത്തുന്ന ദീപാവലിയുടെ വെളിച്ചം മങ്ങാതെ മനസ്സില്‍ നിറയട്ടെ ..എല്ലാവര്‍ക്കും ഒരായിരം ദീപാവലി ആശംസകള്‍




Deepavaliya belaku ellara balina andhakaravannu dooramadi belaku moodisali.

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Happy Diwali SMS Marathi Dipawalichya Shubhechya Wishes Greetings

Happy Diwali SMS Marathi Dipawalichya Shubhechya Wishes Greetings

Happy Diwali SMS Marathi Dipawalichya Shubhechya Wishes Greetings

Diwali is celebrated all over India.Peoples from almost every community celebrate Diwali in their own way.

Marathi is also a well known language of India.It has millions of speakers.But it's quite difficult to get Happy Diwali SMS in Marathi language.If you are still struggling for getting Happy Diwali SMS Marathi then you can search here.In this article we are providing you some Diwali Marathi SMS.We hope that you will like it.

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Happy Diwali SMS Marathi

धनलक्ष्मी, धान्यलक्ष्मी, धैर्यलक्ष्मी, शौर्यलक्ष्मी, 
विद्यालक्ष्मी, कार्यलक्ष्मी, विजयालक्ष्मी, राजलक्ष्मी..!
या दिपावलीत या अष्टलक्ष्मी तुमच्यावर 
धनाचा वर्षाव करोत, शुभ दिपावली!



Pahila Diwa Lagel Dari,
Sukhacha Kiran Yeil Ghari,
Purn Hovot Tumcha Sarv Ichha,
Tumha Sarvanna “DIWALICHA”
Hardik-Hardik Subhecha.



दिवाळीचा पहिला दिवा लागता दारी,
सुखाचे किरण येती घरी,
पुर्ण होवोत तुमच्या सर्व ईच्छा,
आमच्याकडुन दिवाळीच्या हार्दिक शुभेच्छा!



YASHACHI ROSHANAI
KIRTICHE ABHYANG SNAAN
MANACHE LAXMIPOOJAN
SAMRUDHHICHHA FARAL
PREMACHHI BHAUBIJ
ASHA MANGAL DIWALICHYA



फटाके, कंदील अन् पणत्यांची रोषणाई,
चिवडा-चकली, लाडू-करंजीची ही लज्जतच न्यारी,
नव्यानवलाईची दिवाळी येता, आनंदली दुनिया सारी!
दिवाळीच्या हार्दिक शुभेच्छा!



Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
Navi Asha Hotil Purna Manatil Sarva Ichha!
Divalichya Tumhala Khup Khub Shubhechha



यशाची रोशनी, समाधानाचा फराळ, मंगलमय रांगोळी,
मधुर मिठाई, आकर्षक आकाशकंदिल, आकाश उजळवणारे फटाके!!
येत्या दिवाळीत, हे सगळं तुमच्यासाठी !!
दिवाळीनिमित्त सर्वांना लक्ष लक्ष शुभेच्छा!!




दीपावलीच्या शुभक्षणांनी आपली सारी स्वप्न साकार व्हावी
ही दिवाळी आपल्यासाठी एक अनमोल आठवण ठरावी…
आणि त्या आठवणीने आपलं आयुष्य अधिकाधिक सुंदर व्हावं…
दिवाळीच्या लक्ष लक्ष शुभेच्छा!
- सकाळ पेपर्स वरुन



पहीला दिवा आज लागला दारी,
सुखाची किरणे येई घरी,
पूर्ण होवो तुमच्या सर्व इच्छा,
दिपावलीच्या हार्दिक शुभेच्छा.




फुलांचा सुगंध कोणी चोरू शकत नाही,
सूर्याची किरणे कोणी लपवू शकत नाही,
तुम्ही आमच्यापासून कितीही दूर असलात तरी,
दिपावली सारख्या मंगल प्रसंगी
तुम्हाला आम्ही विसरू शकत नाही.
शुभ दिपावली!




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Romantic Diwali shayari Happy Diwali SMS for Girlfriend Boyfriend

Romantic Diwali shayari Happy Diwali SMS for Girlfriend Boyfriend

Romantic Diwali shayari Happy Diwali SMS for Girlfriend Boyfriend

Diwali is the undoubtedly one of the biggest festival of India and wait for this special day to come and when it comes they enjoy it fully.

Those who are in with relationship with someone special must be more happy.Specially those who are having their first Diwali with their partners.

If you are looking for Romantic Diwali Shayari  and Romantic Diwali SMS but couldn't find a good one then don't be sad.We have collected some good and latest Romantic Diwali Shayari and SMS which you can send to your Girlfriend / Boyfriend.

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Romantic Diwali shayari for Girlfriend and Boyfriend

Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye, “Happy Diwali” 




Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se.
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se…
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali to you !!




God has given me a wonderful gift,
He has made you mine.
I always thank him for
This valuable gift in my life.
Happy Diwali My Sweetheart

My prayer to God would be to make us
the best couple ever and wish to
get all the best things in the world.
You are my lovable pair, I am enjoying
Every Diwali of my life with you.!
Happy Diwali My Love




Roshni bhi hogi,
honge chirag bhi
Awaaz bhi hogi,
honge saaz bhi
par na hogi uski parchai,
na uski aahat
Bahot suni hogi yeh diwali
Bin sanam kaise milegi mujhe rahaat!
MISS U !!
Happy Diwali my Love !!




A matchstick glows for a few seconds,
A candle glows for a few hours,
A sun glows for a day..
I wish u glow forever & ever & ever..!!
Wish You a Very Happy Diwali To My Lovely Jaan

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